Duke Of Web

Dancing with the stars came back for it’s 6th season on Monday with the wackiest cast yet. First, there’s magician Penn Gillette, who apparently is trying to pull off his biggest trick yet: making his career disappear. Also joining the crew is missing link Adam Corolla, who was lucky enough to be paired with returning dancer Julianne Hough. Adam gave some creepy commentary on the Howard Stern Show this morning, explaining how he uses his knee to molest the unwitting 19-year-old blond bombshell under the guise of “dance practice.” The very limber Julianne can be seen here administering some type of weird ninja judo move to last year’s partner Apolo Ohno, olympic speed skating champ and purveyor of hip Dave Navarro-inspired facial hair (seen here enjoying what is surely a spectacular view). While it may appear she’s about to snap his neck with her powerful yet lovely thigh, unfortunately this did not happen.