Adriana Lima Answers Prayers

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Adriana Lima Answers Prayers

Posted on 20 March 2008
Tags: Tang Watch

It’s not even Christmas, yet we bring you this gift, loyal reader. Brazilian snaggletoothed model Adriana Lima peels off her clothes and gets sand in her bad places in the April edition of GQ magazine. Check out the video below to catch her patented “I will melt your face off” gaze as she makes sweet, naked love to the camera. Beware the tool in the speedo, surely a staffer tasked with some mundane task like slathering baby oil on her sweet, olive flesh. Oh, how I long to smash a folding chair over his head for parading his small, italian ass around in what would otherwise be a masterpiece of film. And damn you, Marko Jaric. Just damn you.