Hilarious News Item

Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive

Today's Darwin Award

A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive

America Idol Contestant Is Really A Gay Stripper

It’s been revealed that American Idol season 7 contestant David Hernandez has a secret past as a “male review” dancer at Dick’s Cabaret in Phoenix, Arizona. According to the club manager, he ended his stint in 2007. This is a newsflash? Come on people, do the math. He sang Celine Dion last night.

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