Hilarious News Item

Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive

Today's Darwin Award

A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive

Amy Winehouse Goddess Bunny

Amy Winehouse is so emaciated now that she looks like a polio-stricken, transgender, tapdancing freakshow. How awesome would it be if she came out in leggings and twirling an umbrella while singing her smash hit Rehab. Maybe she’s on a hunger strike until her hubby, junkie and inmate Blake Fielder-Civil, is released from prison. Last year, the couple beat the living shit out of each other and made news when photos of Amy’s bloodied mug were all over the internet. Apparently he punched her in the thyroid, because she’s about 5 pounds away from being adopted by Madonna. By the way, if you don’t know who The Goddess Bunny is, you’ve missed out on possibly the creepiest video ever. As a public service, we bring to you now for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Comment on this story | Read Comments
.

Related Stories
Duke’s Daily Doubles Gallery

del.icio.us Reddit Digg Facebook Technorati StumbleUpon Squidoo

Leave a Reply

Subscribe to Comments?