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Ashley Dupre Girls Gone Wild Video

Poor Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis. Just as it breaks that The Most Famous Ho In The World was once in his stable of underaged, drunken, breast-baring high-school girls, the smug and condescending DVD pimp is fending off a variety of federal criminal and tax evasion charges. While most of us feared only a severe beating from the father of a single high-school girl for inappropriate touching, Francis turned it into an industry. Meanwhile, his fledgling, Ashley Dupre, is building an enormous career out of blowing a governor and administering yellow discipline to bird-faced Charlie Sheen. It’s like 6 degrees of separation. Ashley Dupre is the new Kevin Bacon.Here, for your viewing pleasure, is the Girls Gone Wild video featuring Ashley. Now you can watch it from the comfort and privacy of your computer, huddled away in a dark corner late at night as the kids sleep, instead of sneakily watching those annoying GGW infomercials, toggling the channel button on the remote to quickly change to the Discovery Channel when your wife walks in.

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    […] The Thirst Fans [dotcom] wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt Poor Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis. Just as it breaks that The Most Famous Ho In The World was once in his stable of underaged, drunken, breast-baring high-school girls, the smug and condescending DVD pimp is fending off a variety of federal criminal and tax evasion charges. While most of us feared only a severe beating from the father of a single high-school girl for inappropriate touching, Francis turned it into an industry. Meanwhile, his fledgling, Ashley Dupre, is building an enormou […]

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