Hilarious News Item

Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive

Today's Darwin Award

A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive

Ashley Dupre’s Pimp Talks!

Elliot Spitzer grim reaper Ashley Dupre started ho’ing at just 19, reports Jason Itzler, the pimp hand behind the agency that started her career. He also revealed that Ashley was one of his highest earners bringing in as much as $100K per month, discrediting the claim she can’t afford her $4K per month Manhattan apartment. Itzler somewhat coyly mentioned that Ashley had at one time been involved with bird-faced sex addict Charlie Sheen. With talks of 7-figure offers from Playboy and Hustler, and hundreds of thousands of MP3 downloads jump starting her aspiring music career, we’ll be seeing a lot more of this delightful homewrecker.

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