Duke Of Web

Finally, Audrina Partridge from The Hills gives us a reason to care instead of praying that a construction crane falls off a building as she’s walking by. If only her castmates would meet a similar grisly demise, only to be redeemed by giving something worthwhile back to society like amateur porn video captured on a disgruntled MTV employee’s cell phone. Photos have recently surfaced of Audrina sans clothes. As these pictures reveal, the reality whore is sporting a pretty nice package. This brings home the harsh reality that your thesis from MIT on molecular robotics will never afford you the same lifestyle as Audrina, whom by virtue of simply being born with this magnificent, natural rack will have a much better life than you. The story is that she did a photo shoot just out of high school for the purpose of shopping herself to Playboy magazine. But Playboy declined, and she went back to slinging lo mien at Panda Express until tapped to join popular MTV production The Hills in 2005. Enjoy these pics of beautiful, nubile 19-year-old nussie, because as we write this Polly Shore is probably on the verge of announcing he’s the father of her growing fetus. She’s hot now, but so was Delta Burke.

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