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Carrot Top Rocks Vegas

Posted on 05 March 2008
Tags: Celeb Sightings

Carrot Top

Caught Carrot Top at the Luxor in Las Vegas recently where he’s under contract. It was actually a pretty good show, even though he still uses the same “I’m Wendy” gag from 13 years ago. But unlike then, he’s disturbingly yoked now. I guess he didn’t take a page from the Joe Piscopo biography, “How To Ruin A Comedy Career By Getting Yoked.” Muscles aren’t funny. Well, Lou Feringo is funny, but only when he talks. Actually, I’d like to see a remake of The Incredible Hulk where Nicole Kidman catches Keith Urban snorting coke, gets really pissed off, and morphs into Carrot Top. Then helicopter spins Keith Urban and slams him through a plate glass window for trying to sound like he’s from Kentucky.