Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive
A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive
First, we’d like to apologize for the headline which has graced a thousand greeting cards and annoyed millions of Americans for years. But it’s absolutely true! Former rock star and host of TV’s Extra Mark McGrath turns 40 today. He gave up the coolest job on the planet to be a TV correspondent and still frosts his hair like he’s fronting a Mexican boy band, but we wish him well anyway.
Jeff Keith From Tesla and Heidi Fleiss
Sorry, Keith. I am a child of the 80’s and a big Tesla fan, so I really hate to throw you under the bus like this. But you’re just one collagen injection away from becoming Heidi Fleiss. This face works on you, because…well, you’re a dude. While Tesla’s “Love Song” has probably gotten me laid a time or two, I don’t want to bang you. Even if through the miracle of gender reassignment surgery you are gifted with a spectacular vagina. No offense bro.
