Duke Of Web

Ashley Dupre and Jennifer Coolidge

When Ashley Dupre’s newfound career as The World’s Most Famous Ho crashes in 3….2…..she can always fall back on her other career: stunt double for Stiffler’s mom.

And now for another shocking revelation:

“New York reports: two separate public identification records reveal that the only Ashley Youmans (the real name of Kristen, a.k.a Ashley Alexandra Dupré) from the Jersey Shore (or anywhere in New Jersey) is actually 32.“

So while dumb toolbox Spitzer thought he was paying $4K for 22-year-old tail, he may have in fact been bamboozled by an old, washed up hooker who’s half way to social security.

Finally, Audrina Partridge from The Hills gives us a reason to care instead of praying that a construction crane falls off a building as she’s walking by. If only her castmates would meet a similar grisly demise, only to be redeemed by giving something worthwhile back to society like amateur porn video captured on a disgruntled MTV employee’s cell phone. Photos have recently surfaced of Audrina sans clothes. As these pictures reveal, the reality whore is sporting a pretty nice package. This brings home the harsh reality that your thesis from MIT on molecular robotics will never afford you the same lifestyle as Audrina, whom by virtue of simply being born with this magnificent, natural rack will have a much better life than you. The story is that she did a photo shoot just out of high school for the purpose of shopping herself to Playboy magazine. But Playboy declined, and she went back to slinging lo mien at Panda Express until tapped to join popular MTV production The Hills in 2005. Enjoy these pics of beautiful, nubile 19-year-old nussie, because as we write this Polly Shore is probably on the verge of announcing he’s the father of her growing fetus. She’s hot now, but so was Delta Burke.

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Elliot Spitzer grim reaper Ashley Dupre started ho’ing at just 19, reports Jason Itzler, the pimp hand behind the agency that started her career. He also revealed that Ashley was one of his highest earners bringing in as much as $100K per month, discrediting the claim she can’t afford her $4K per month Manhattan apartment. Itzler somewhat coyly mentioned that Ashley had at one time been involved with bird-faced sex addict Charlie Sheen. With talks of 7-figure offers from Playboy and Hustler, and hundreds of thousands of MP3 downloads jump starting her aspiring music career, we’ll be seeing a lot more of this delightful homewrecker.

Elliot Spitzer’s meat puppet, Ashley Dupre, is reportedly a human cash register after it was discovered hoards of internet fans are paying 99 cents to download her MP3’s. Yes, besides peddling vagina she’s also an aspiring singer! With over 200,000 copies sold, she’s well on track to become the next Nicole Scherzinger. After her MySpace page received over 7 million hits, she realized she was about 7 minutes into her 15 minutes of fame and decided to cash in before becoming a mere skidmark in history. Further cementing her position as this generation’s Monica Lewinsky, Larry Flynt has offered her a staggering $1,000,000 to reveal her beef curtains in Hustler.

Meanwhile, Ashley was overheard telling her parents, “see? I told you college was bullshit!”