Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive
A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive
Have a fantastic Easter! Let’s take a moment to remember what Easter is really all about. That’s right…blatant commercialism, tooth decay, and eating ham with relatives you don’t even like. And naughty bunnies.
First, we’d like to apologize for the headline which has graced a thousand greeting cards and annoyed millions of Americans for years. But it’s absolutely true! Former rock star and host of TV’s Extra Mark McGrath turns 40 today. He gave up the coolest job on the planet to be a TV correspondent and still frosts his hair like he’s fronting a Mexican boy band, but we wish him well anyway.
Insider host Pat O’brien is reportedly being relieved of duty. Surely it had nothing to do with the creepy, sexually explicit, cocaine-induced Uncle Chester voice mail messages that surfaced last year, or his recent trip to rehab. His replacement is rumored to be none other than Donny Osmond, the man responsible for widespread gender confusion among young boys when he recorded “Puppy Love” in the 70’s. Pat and his magnificent Tom Selleck-like mustache will surely appear soon on one of the many D-list celebrity vehicles on Fox, where he’ll room with Screech or get a severe beating from the midget on Little People, Big World.
