Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive
A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive
The E! network continues it’s tradition of ground-breaking television by serving up another steaming pile about a celebrity nobody cares about. Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina is slated to star in a yet-untitled reality vehicle that promises to be big competition for watching paint dry.
Ne’r has a more ill-advised PR move been devised. Highbrow French design company Louis Vuitton has named Keith Richards as their “new face.” After all, nothing says rock-n-roll like a $3,000 hand bag. Maybe they’ve run out of leather and are actually making the handbags from Richard’s weathered, leathery face. What’s next….Aaron Carter as the new face for Clearasil?
