Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive
A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive
The E! network continues it’s tradition of ground-breaking television by serving up another steaming pile about a celebrity nobody cares about. Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina is slated to star in a yet-untitled reality vehicle that promises to be big competition for watching paint dry.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Spare us that big, freckly chest. It looks like a map of the constellations. You’re as horrid as your daughter.