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Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive

Today's Darwin Award

A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive

Donatella Versace Is Friggin’ Hot!

Donatella Versace looks like Angelina Jolie after 20 years in a Queens housing project and getting beaten in the face with a sock full of quarters.

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2 Responses to “Donatella Versace Is Friggin’ Hot!”

  1. PiLi Says:

    April is Child Abuse Prevention Month.

    Her face made me think of aBuSe.

  2. Watch Terminator Online Says:

    Do you accept donations via Paypal?

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