Four months after being declared brain dead due to an ATV accident, a 21-year-old Texas man decided to wake up as doctors prepared to harvest his organs for transplant. Somewhere laid up in a hospital is a bitter and disgruntled former heroin addict, pissed off because he's not getting that new liver after all. ....News Archive
A man charged with stalking Tyra Banks has been ordered to stay away from the talk-show host or face going to jail. Brady Green has been stalking Banks since January. In related news, Tyra Banks was charged with stalking a buffet line. ....News Archive
Anyone else notice the creepy resemblance between American Idol contestant Danny Noriega and Jessica Alba? They have something else in common. They both like penis. Damn you Noriega, not only for your rendition of Tainted Love that made every heterosexual man in America cringe in discomfort, but also for ruining a perfectly good fantasy. We can only hope that tomorrow night finds you catapulted back into obscurity, serving up popcorn chicken or working in a nail salon.
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