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Duke’s Daily Double

Posted on 13 March 2008
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If ever Hollywood decides to turn 70’s iconic cheesefest TV show The Love Boat into a blockbuster feature film, who better to reprise the role of fun-loving bartender Isaac than American Idol’s Chikezie? My version would borrow from The Poseidon Adventure. Everyone meets their demise in a watery grave except the bubbly Julie McCoy.

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cornelius Says:
March 14th, 2008 at 9:18 am
As long as you’re using American Idol to cast this movie, I’d like to suggest Randy Jackson in the role of the boat anchor.