Duke Of Web

Jeff Keith From Tesla and Heidi Fleiss

Sorry, Keith. I am a child of the 80’s and a big Tesla fan, so I really hate to throw you under the bus like this. But you’re just one collagen injection away from becoming Heidi Fleiss.  This face works on you, because…well, you’re a dude.  While Tesla’s “Love Song” has probably gotten me laid a time or two,  I don’t want to bang you. Even if through the miracle of gender reassignment surgery you are gifted with a spectacular vagina. No offense bro.