Duke Of Web

We’ve seen plenty of pictures of George’s woman Sarah Larson, but usually she’s hobbling around on crutches or fully clothed, neither of which is very hot. Our first glimpses of Sarah followed an unfortunate motorcycle accident last year in which Clooney attempted to circumvent traffic laws and pass a Mazda making a right turn. Sarah came away with a broken foot, probably for planting it firmly in Clooney’s ass for driving like an asshole. Before servicing movie stars, Sarah’s previous gigs included eating scorpions on Fear Factor and serving booze to suicidal gamblers at The Palms in Las Vegas. Here for your amusement are some old pictures of Sarah enjoying some delightful girl-on-girl fun as a “go-go dancer” in Las Vegas. It also goes to show you that you can crank out a stinker like Ocean’s 13 and still live like a sultan.