Hilarious News Archive
March 17th, 2008
A man is suing a New York strip club after getting an eye full of 3-inch heel. The accident occurred when securities trader Stephan Chang paid a club hooch to perform a lap dance in November, 2007. Now he’s suing for “serious injuries”, which apparently took 4 months to manifest. More likely, the “serious injuries” were incurred from the severe beating he received when his wife found out he was spending the kid’s college funds on skank.
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A drunken man in PA stole a forklift, drove it into a wall, then proceeded to rampage through a grocery store across the street knocking over equipment and wreaking general havoc on Tuesday. Oh, and he was completely naked. He was arrested for public drunkeness, among other things. Apparently there’s no law on the books prohibiting driving a forklift naked.
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