Duke Of Web

Not really. But they should be. Benji, for dumping amazing piece of tail Sophie Monk to run around with gimp-eyed Paris. And Paris for…well, being Paris. The two trend setters are seen here exiting Maestros Steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Monday. Maybe Benji has has finally realized veganism is bullshit and is embracing the primal need present in every man: the need to devour animal flesh. Fueled by meat, maybe Good Charlotte will produce some listenable music now. Also disturbing is the matching fedoras. I call for a congressional bill that stations government snipers atop every building within 50 miles of Los Angeles, taking out anyone under the age of 60 wearing a fedora. Sammy Davis Jr. was cool in a fedora. Kevin Federline, Justin Tiberlake, and Ashton Kutcher are not.