Kim Kardashian Insures Her Ass

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Kim Kardashian Insures Her Ass For One Million Dollars

Posted on 22 March 2008
Tags: Tang Watch, Television

Socialite Kim Kardashian has reportedly insured her magnificent ass for $1,000,000. While we agree that it is a spectacular ass, it begs a few questions. What on earth could possibly happen to her ass? Does her ass generate income that could be compromised by injury? Does she shit gold nuggets? Perhaps she’ll accidentally eat a crate of jalapeños. Maybe she’ll be the victim of the flesh-eating virus which will devour her meaty ass cheeks. Maybe she’ll sit on an abandoned land mine during a goodwill trip to the Vietnam congo. Maybe she’s just worried about Reggie Bush getting too adventurous.

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