Duke Of Web

Insider host Pat O’brien is reportedly being relieved of duty. Surely it had nothing to do with the creepy, sexually explicit, cocaine-induced Uncle Chester voice mail messages that surfaced last year, or his recent trip to rehab. His replacement is rumored to be none other than Donny Osmond, the man responsible for widespread gender confusion among young boys when he recorded “Puppy Love” in the 70’s. Pat and his magnificent Tom Selleck-like mustache will surely appear soon on one of the many D-list celebrity vehicles on Fox, where he’ll room with Screech or get a severe beating from the midget on Little People, Big World.