Sanjaya Malakar MILF Hunter
Never before has someone capitalized on their 15 minutes like American Idol whipping boy and Hindi pimp Sanjaya Malakar. Apparently he was important enough to invite to the recent White House Correspondence Dinner. I guess Todd Bridges couldn’t make it. Here he is with his patented shit-eating grin cozying up to MILF’s Valeri Bertinelli and Teri Hatcher, whom he may have tag-teamed in the Lincoln suite if his maniacal smile is any indication. Is it just me, or does Valery Bertinelli look like she swan dove off the Nutrisystem wagon and ingested a small Korean child? It’s great to see the chiclet-toothed muppet flipping the bird to legions of haters by hobnobbing with a steady stream of Hollywood tail. The only explanation for that insane grin is that he’s hung like a baby’s arm. Cosmic justice would then be served. We like Sanjaya, but realistically his only shot of holding onto fame is to get cast as Mowgli in The Jungle Book on Broadway, opposite Rosie O’Donnell’s Balou.
Comment on this story | Read Comments
Related Stories
Weekly Idol Update 3/13
Idol Star A Gay Stripper
Duke’s Daily Double: Jessica Alba and Danny Noriega
March 24th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
[…] [Technorati] Tag results for americanidol wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt Never before has someone capitalized on their 15 minutes like American Idol whipping boy and Hindi pimp Sanjaya Malakar. Here he is with his patented shit-eating grin cozying up to MILF’s Valeri Bertinelli and Teri Hatcher, whom he may have tag-teamed in the Lincoln suite if his maniacal smile is any indication. Apparently he was important enough to invite to the recent White House Correspondence Dinner. I guess Todd Bridges couldn’t make it. Is it just me, or does Valery Bertinelli look lik […]
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
[…] cozying up to MILF??s Valeri bertinelli and Teri Hatcher, whom he may have tag-teamed in the …http://dukeofweb.com/sanjaya-malakar-milf-hunter/Valerie Bertinelli - BiographyValerie bertinelli on IMDb: Movies, TV, Celebs, and more… Valerie […]