Duke Of Web

Elliot Spitzer rightfully stepped down from his post as governor of New York today after getting busted sampling 22-year-old hooker box. Do we really want a politician running a state so fiscally irresponsible that he spent 4 grand on a piece of tail that he could have scored off Craigslist for 200 bucks? Especially comical was the subsequent press conference in which he gave a robotic, unemotional apology while his wife burned holes in the side of his head with her laser-like gaze. Now being seduced by young tang has been the plight of every man since the begining of time, so we can’t fault him for that. But being a hypocritical windbag who spent years prosecuting and destroying people for doing the same thing makes Spitzer our Tool Of The Day.