Duke Of Web

Fred Savage should run head-first into a stucco wall for not sealing the deal with Danica Mckellar, best known as Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years. Because instead of going the Dana Plato coke whore route she went on to write theorems in mathematical physics at UCLA. So not only is this chick way smarter than you, she’s also hotter than your girlfriend.

She is reportedly in talks to return to television with a recurring role on CBS’s How I Met Your Mother. Danica, just watch out for that poon shark, fellow early 90’s TV alumni Neil Patrick Harris. Oh, never mind. He’s gay.