Duke Of Web

Jealous of the notoriety received by a fellow stingray who harpooned and delivered swift death to The Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, an acrobatic counterpart followed suit in the Florida Keys today when it leapt out of the ocean into a boat, stabbing a woman in the neck with it’s barb. The resulting collision knocked her to the deck where she perished.

Son of a bitch. You go all the way out in the middle of the ocean to get some well-deserved peace and relaxation, only to have the Michael Jordan of stingrays fly out of the murky depths and stab you in the neck. I vote to make sushi out of all these bastards.